To the big guy in the pool

I was there first. I don't mind sharing, but I'd prefer sharing with someone who understands the concept. I am not the best swimmer in the pool, but I do know how to stay on my side. I know I'm only half your size, but please I would still like my HALF of the lane. I don't appreciate being drowned by your tidal wave splash or being hit in the head by your meat cleaver arms. I don't want to hug the rope. I'm not training for a triathlon and I don't particularly want the practice of trying to breathe while engulfed in a wave that just shouldn't be seen in a pool. If you don't know how to share, get in someone else's lane. I was there first!